escape from limbo

Skepticism has been expressed from several unrelated parties re: the contents of the kimchi refrigerator. To these doubters, I would like to take a moment to say: BAM.

That office-use tupperware container? It’s full of fruitcake. As is the kimchi container beneath it. All fruitcake. All homemade. Obsessively. Six months ago. (Apparently you are supposed to age fruit cake. I did not know this, until six months ago.) And then there’s the gatorade. I admit I forgot the milk and the bag of dried dates, but these are recent additions.

See, Internet? I didn’t lie. I would never lie to you.