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Things added in August, 2007

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bungee jumping oysters

Posted on August 30th .
It’s been a good week. I’m fully re-acclimated to being on my own -- not too shabby, really -- only a couple nights of mild weepery and I’m back in ...
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OhmyCHRIST how much cash do you NEED at this hour!?

Posted on August 28th .
My apartment is on the third floor. Only really, it’s more like the 2.5th floor, because the so-called first floor is kind of a half-basement. And living on the 2.5th ...
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recovery time

Posted on August 24th .
As of Wednesday, the two-month Summer Of McFeely came to an end. Bye Bye Crazy Irishman. David’s last week here was would have been action packed enough on its own, but ...
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shakeyogroovethang: So You Think You Can Dance

Posted on August 6th .
I can’t dance. Fact. Ages and ages ago, I heard some female standup comic talk about the relationship she had with her vagina. Maybe it was Janeane Garofolo? Margaret Cho? Paula ...
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Struck Speechless

Posted on August 3rd .
I am the first to admit that David and I have an extremely dysfunctional relationship, one that involves an unusual number of insults and proclamations of general ill will. Enough ...
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Exit: Nugget

Posted on August 2nd .
While we were down in Reno, David Nicole and I stayed at a casino hotel. My relatives were nice enough to invite us to stay with them, but I felt ...
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4-wheel drive, guns, and PBR. jeeeealouuussss?

Posted on August 1st .
Last Sunday morning, I woke up in a casino hotel room with an ache in my shoulder; an ache caused by the recoil of an automatic rifle I shot, multiple ...